A lot of time has passed since my my first attempt to eat at Lilu. Many things have changed, I've changed. For one thing, i'm a lot wealthier than I was in those days ( I would like to give a quick shout out to my business associate from Nigeria, Roger Obike Johnson who contacted me out of the blue via email with a great business opportunity).
My new found financial situation has put me in a position where I can afford to drive something a bit more fancy than the Toyota Echo I owned previously. I don't want to mention exactly what car I drive because it may seem like i'm showing off, so i'll just make up some random name and say i'm driving a Berrari (On a side note, the car is great. It features an amaaaazing parking sensor that helps you park *exactly* in the middle of two parking spaces).
As I didn't want to eat alone, I called up my old friend, Ahmed Smith.
" Hey Ahmed Smith, long time no see!? Feel like grabbing some breakfast at Lilou?"
" WTF!? Seriously? the last time I saw you, you were running away from the front of my house towards your crappy Echo after you keyed the paintwork on my BMW. Piss off and die, you bastard" And with with that he hung up the phone.
"Screw him" I thought to myself. I called up the only other number I had stored on my phone, which happened to be my Ex-Girlfriend..... and Ahmed Smith's current girlfriend.
"Hey Angie-baby! How you doin? Wanna grab some breakfast." I said, using my most charming voice.
"Are you kidding me?! Go to hell, creep" She replied and hung up.
"Bullocks" I said into the phone receiver, feeling slightly deflated.
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